Christ, I can’t believe how many people here simply refuse to enjoy a throwaway joke/cheap shot at golfers.

Dial it back with some bluegrass Van Halen.

You’re channeling 6th grade me, delighted by the lyrics I* came up with shortly after this was released.

Season 14?! Oh crap, I have a lot of catching up to do.

Southernmost North America, or north-est South America? Pick a side!

Eh, just try some rice-flour based gluten-free bread. You’ll wonder what all that bread hype is about.

You should work on your reading skills:

North or South Americans?

I’m a bit older, and I absolutely fucking loathe that song.

Take into consideration this particular contributor’s history at the Wirecutter, and adjust your expectations of professionalism accordingly.

Assholes.

Remind me again who comprises the bulk of industry & politics in the US. 

A bit of laudanum never hurts. 

Yes! Some finely grated (microplaned, or pound the everloving hell out of it in a mortar & pestle) fresh ginger is an excellent addition, if you really want that bite.

Absolutely. Make it hurt them personally & collectively.

There’s no need to lane split if traffic is light, genius. 

How about we just send all of them?

Still, probably better than Wisconsin.