Good luck with that kind of plea for reasonable behavior here! Gotta shill for all the garbage, not just the Jebus chicken bigots.

Do you really still expect anyone employed here to commit journalism?

I sure don’t give a shit about handsome drivers, but oh boy am I enjoying all the humorless, thin-skinned, very suddenly principled commenters rushing to cry about hypocrisy.

Meh.

You seem like a real piece of shit. 

She’s just an asshole. 

Exactly.

Maybe it’s just a photo pose.

I miss the old, good Takeout too.

Dinner before 7:30 pm is too fucking early, in my book.

Yeah, that’s a good weird one. I thought maybe it was 16 HP when I first heard them. 

Christ, I can’t believe how many people here simply refuse to enjoy a throwaway joke/cheap shot at golfers.

Dial it back with some bluegrass Van Halen.

You’re channeling 6th grade me, delighted by the lyrics I* came up with shortly after this was released.

Season 14?! Oh crap, I have a lot of catching up to do.

Southernmost North America, or north-est South America? Pick a side!

Eh, just try some rice-flour based gluten-free bread. You’ll wonder what all that bread hype is about.

You should work on your reading skills:

North or South Americans?