Truly, a waste of perfectly good water.

Are there many monkeys in Scotland?

It is right, you condescending twat

I fail to see a problem here.

He’s just an asshole. 

Maybe you just need to smoke a ton of Colorado weed first in order to appreciate it.

I’ll sign the hell out of that petition!

For better or for worse, Utz ships.

I’d encourage that assclown to up his ‘shine consumption. Maybe he’ll acquire a brief taste for methanol.

You’re obviously a complete fucking moron, and probably an asshole - maybe even an employee of Sinister Mfg, too. 

Rocky must have knocked back a few of those raw eggs with a Yuengling or two, right?

Why would you wish Nebraska on anyone?

Nah, it’s a frugal-person thing. Generational, maybe? My extremely white New England/northeastern US family all have an excess of twist ties in at least one of the kitchen drawers & cabinets (and in the garages, and the basements, and probably in the barns too).

Don’t quit your day job, unless it’s writing.

I’m glad you didn’t have kids, too. 

Wait, are you still expecting anything resembling accuracy (never mind actual journalism) from most of the clowns employed here?

Pennsylvania & Connecticut peaches are excellent right now, at least when they reach southern Vermont. (I’d give the edge to the PA fruit.)

The writers here fuck that up on a regular basis too.

They don’t, but some commenters enjoy the taste of boot leather. 

How else have you calcified?