I can vouch for this.

All in service of the most important text on the site:

It’s obviously a hot dog.

Let those states (and all others interested in playing along) stop recognizing all Floriduh ID & see how that works out. 

If I only drove 1/4 mile at a time, as fast as possible, I might care about this car.

No one aspires to be a carny, that’s just where some are called.

So it wasn’t that kind of a party, or were they just still too hot?

More of an abyss, lately. 

Abort yourself. It’s not too late!

Marshmallows are truly a waste of everything involved. 

Jezebel & the Root are both mostly trash purveyors now, but their comment sections are truly vile.

Assholes gotta asshole. 

I’ll second this

I would expect so.

I haven’t had a Costco membership in nearly 25 years; they had (terribly grainy, low-res b&w) photos on them then.

Nah, not even then. 

I know four owners of these - they’re each well into their 80s (1 of em might be 90 something - his son recently convinced him to stop driving).

Freedom from religion should be held in equal (or greater) regard to that of.

I guess if you’re looking for the fugliest 3-series iteration, this is the car for you.