For a guy who comments like it’s his job, you’re impressively shitty at it. 

Congratulations, you can read.

Can you explain why filtered water makes a bit of actual difference?

A firehose of hoses?!

Guaranteed*

Considering that WA has all of 20 Jebus-lovin’ chicken locations and the survey was of only 10K people, it’s safe to say these results are meaningless.

I hope you were looking for Bob’s take on this, not mine!

Roll them, then launch the rolls through the shop windows.

Ideally, neither of these two parasites leaves under their own power.

You’ve been around these parts for long enough to know how fucking absurdly cheap a lot of Jalops can be.

Never let reality get in the way of a clickbait headline.

Just when I’m convinced that Lifehacker has made the dumbest, least cost/effort-efficient suggestions possible, they manage to surprise with a new, utterly pointless batch of ideas.

Seems like the right person found it NP, as the ad has already been pulled.

That commenter is a loathsome POS. Just check the comment history. 

Yours is the single most relevant opinion here.

Dave Barton’s the source for those.

The AW7x found in these is absolutely capable of just as much (i.e., moderate amounts at best) hustle as the three pedal version. The ratios are better matched in the autos, too.

Maybe you’re just not Jim Jarmusch enough for that flavor.

That sounds great, but way too much effort with a real hangover; and few breakfast joints are going to get it *that* right.