There are plenty of other, more enjoyable-to-polish turds out there.

/raises hand (along with everyone else possessing an IQ above room temperature)

That is quite a range of vehicles. I admire your expansiveness.

It’s been a while, but the last time I was in Florida, liquor stores served some sort of boozy slurpees in large to-go cups that were considered closed containers, because the top of the straw still had an inch if the paper wrapper in place. Slightly more effort than going to the drive thru, but not exactly what any…

Given all the work you put into it, I’d bet it left in better condition than when it arrived.

If you took that as some sort of endorsement of or cheerleading for drinking & driving, you have piss-poor reading comprehension.

While that’s true of Lite (and plenty of similar swill), I’ve always found High Life to have a very strong & distinct foulness. 

They could have crushed them simply on the grounds that High Life is disgusting, but what they need to focus on now is arresting the tasteless clown who attempted to import this waste of water into beer heaven.

(Hint: It’s always Fred Melamed.)

It was a shit aesthetic when new, and hasn’t improved over time.

This is the best thing I’ve read all day. 

Gross. 

Fuck you for posting that utterly obscene, absolutely disgusting image.

Beatings* will continue until morale improves.

Just as hacky as usual 

Congrats on the stupidest possible bad-faith interpretation of move-over’s comment.

Definitely a hardwood-derived milk.

What an incredibly punchable face!

It’s possible - he seems to spend a lot of time with his head stuck up his own ass. 

Nor are they remotely as attractive as the longroof.