Huh. I figured Tupperware had gone out of business years ago. 

Just the tip!

https://xkcd.com/37/

I think you a word. 

Chug those Washington reds!

Have you upped your cannabis consumption recently?

Not that leaving it out will take this from massively salty to hypertension-friendly, but I have a hard time believing that 1 teaspoon of salt makes any sort of meaningful contribution here.

I will too, but I’m too lazy to get that shit started. 

I’d be inclined to trust a teacher more than any sort of politician or clergy. 

Another banana-hating April birthday-haver here - maybe it’s time to make April the banana-free month!

The mouth breathers have voted:

Ah! I missed that. 

FDM?

I’d make cottage cheese the exception - dairy should never be lumpy. Spoiled milk is lumpy.

Kevin Pang went out on top.

Don’t forget to add some MSG!

I bet they’ve got a whole range of condiments available for your pleasure. 

Big AF Burgers… big-ass fuck burgers!

It sure looks like the same disgusting one we  get here. 

Correct!