Thus my use of the lowercase.

Anything can go up there, if you’ve got real moxie.

Good thing they took care of all the kiddie-diddlin’ so they can focus on true affronts like ballpark hotdogs being served on Good Friday.

Anything that reduces sausage browning in this context is less than ideal.

Leftover ham is just a delicious challenge.

I figured taco salad came about as a result of some exasperated mom fed up with the inevitable shards & scraps that accompany the consumption of hard shell tacos by small children. 

Thank you for not being completely disgusted 😂

That’s one way to demonstrate you failed to read the whole article.

Maybe, eventually, with inflation.

Tell me about all this cholesterol.

If you’re performing fellatio correctly, yes.

Someone moved out & left appliances on the curb!

You mean all those pigeons out by the dumpster?

Those dudes ARE heavy, certainly heavier than a bunch of drunken 16 year olds expected when we wrestled this one (bit.ly/3MhNbQe) off a roof nearly 40 years ago. The burger was a casualty of the drop, but it didn’t come off entirely until we’d paraded him around some of the back roads.

C’mon, it’s nucular. Shrub learnt us that.

You’re right, I skipped right over that. Sorry!

If you patronize a restaurant with “Corral” in the name, you absolutely deserve to be called cattle.

You’d think that would mean we’re losing billionaires, but unfortunately, that’s not the case.

Only the poors would ask a question like that!

... That’s how you get primaried.