How would you gauge him - how big a bore was he?

The penultimate paragraph:

This was all I could dig up, from Walmart’s out of stock listing. No shots of the actual nutrition label on the product. I wonder if the sample Dennis received had it.

Well yeah, it’s from Little Caesars.

Marie’s Chunky Blue Cheese dressing > all others, including your suggestion

“buy your own clue cheese” seems insulting. I like it!

That seems likely to raise the quality of posts v. many recent contributors’ pieces.

Did they recently change the font for the titles?

we had a short-lived food podcast that 200 people listened to

applying critical thinking is apparently not this site’s strong suit.

I could give up all meat, all dairy, all caffeine, and all desserts before I could give up peanut butter.

“Out of sight, out of mind” is true!

Still don’t have a point, do you?

It’s identical to the others preceding it. Maybe you just aren’t terribly observant.

That’s Kinja “working” as designed. 

That’s not new.

And without anything productive to show for it, like a sparkling clean o-ring.

I think you mean it in the sense that the CxO types can assist with the cleanup, but I’m picturing them beating each other to death. Last one standing can dig his own grave.

I was expecting it to be an idiotic Asperger’s joke.

That single suggestion is far more useful & appropriate than the entirety of this list.