Arthur’s probably her dad.

/gestures rudely in Italian-American, mumbles affronts regarding your ethnic background

If there was any competent moderation here, assholes like that would be banned.

Perhaps you’d prefer “hate boner”, instead? (That would take “for” instead of “against” as the preposition, of course.)

Better written than most of what passes for modern country!

Were you really expecting logically consistent behavior from a nominal adult who makes TikTok videos?

Of course she yelled at you - going vegetarian for a month might have been a sign that you’d been influenced by the homosexual agenda, or maybe those pesky feminists. She was just looking out for you!

They could use her at the Takeout. Replacing some of their newest contributors would be a plus.

No one missed you.

Your sacrifice will make all the difference in the world. 

https://thetakeout.com/taste-test-presto-hot-dogger-machine-electrocute-vintag-1841438503

Lifehacker - for all the stupidest possible takes in one place!

Assuage those guilty feelings by raping some altar boys. They dress so sexy, you can’t be faulted for your actions!

Why hire when you’re already doing it for free? 

Religion is such a goddamn crutch. 

I have neither kids nor pets, and I take my shoes off as soon as I come in.

Let’s get you out of the grey. 

Careful - even couching that as a theoretical scenario could be enough to trigger the Swifties to come after you!

People are lazy, and following the crowd is easier than even the slightest bit of critical thinking.

Authentic? Mexican saganaki?!? cUltuRaL apPropRiAtiOn!