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Let’s get you out of the grey. 

Careful - even couching that as a theoretical scenario could be enough to trigger the Swifties to come after you!

People are lazy, and following the crowd is easier than even the slightest bit of critical thinking.

Authentic? Mexican saganaki?!? cUltuRaL apPropRiAtiOn!

Those were 1 year only, I think?

Brent’s lazy. 

You lucky SOB! Those are stunning. 

Having learned to drive in early ‘80s Vermont, which was absolutely filthy with both FWD & RWD Swedes, I’m naturally fond of pre-GM SAAB.

Preach!

Right? And I like mayonnaise. If I want to buy it in bulk, I’ll go to Costco.

I’m not sure the reputation of 21st century VW electricals can be tarnished.

one comment was 1,000x more helpful than the article

Or grandmas with dubious pasts!

Regurgitating, more than giving.

“So good, you’ll shit yourself!”

No one in history has ever complained that a fast food burger is “juicy”. Greasy? Absolutely. Dry AF? A million times more likely than “juicy”.

You can, but only with the tailgate window open.

“Irish” as synonym for “boozy”!

He’s just a tedious cunt who suffers delusions about how clever & funny he is.

That’s not entirely fair, and you’re not giving them credit for all the additional reasons they suck.