I skipped that one, but not just out of a righteous hatred of slideshows.

That wasn’t a slideshow, that had its own glorious post (& V12 Bob’s perfect response).

Now I’m trying to imagine what Jalopnik list might have a vehicle so wretched it resembles that sandwich!

Bungee an old milk crate to that rack, and hang this thing off the back of any but the smallest of RVs. Perfect little local runabout. 

Where’s the irony you mentioned?

What a terrible name - it sounds like it could  be a laxative soda.

Don’t forget their other core tenet, hypocrisy!

I’ve fairly limited experience with either place (<5 times each), and while Qdoba struck me as the better of the two, it still wasn’t anything particularly special.

Chipotle has almost 3200 locations, while Qdoba has only about 750. 

Salvation Army INSIDE the store, posted up with […] the bell.

Now, who among us has not committed a typo or two?

don’t try to guilt me into donating to your charity when I check out

Cool, another fucking Disney advertisement.

Thirsty?

I guess that’s one way to demonstrate your ignorance of history.

Constantinople was never the capital of the Holy Roman Empire.

Istanbul was once Constantinople, the capital of the Holy Roman Empire

You’re giving him way too much credit. 

I’d never heard of this place until last fall, when I stopped at one on a road trip. The slow service & terrible breakfast burrito makes me unlikely to patronize them again.

it’s easy to see why driving there fomented Jack the Ripper