What should they be using instead?

I think those days have passed.

Or possibly just a Republicunt.

Maybe that would be too much effort, or breach a limit on how much regurgitation of others’ work is permitted.

The same joke, but worse.

Fetishizing smoking in Virginia? Just another manifestation of their longing for days gone by, like so much other conservative sociopathy. 

Do you know what “iconic” means?

You can’t have a vehicle comprised solely of the tip. 

Just no imagery that will make anyone think of crabs.

I wonder how many current readers know who that’s referencing. 

Ask the experts.

Boots don’t count as food, even when you put a foot in your mouth.

You seem to have mistaken the author for an actual journalist.

Hey, thanks for not making this a slideshow.

Flip the jar back over, and the solids will fall down into the oil. Give the jar a quick shake—about 30 seconds—to help re-emulsify everything, then spread as usual.

And don’t overlook one of the classics - just remember, it’s down the road, not across the street.

Shut it down, we’re done here. 

It’s the New Math, doc. Not the stuff you & I were taught!

The Bud Light ad makes me wonder if either of the Tellers have ever opened a beverage can before. What kind of weirdo leaves the tab sticking up?!

It’s not a dip-as-food, but rather a technique used with mashed potatoes.