OP’s comment is moronic in any case.

No one’s accusing these morons of being capable of thought.

Please indicate the aforementioned misogyny.

Diabeetus & inbreeding?

I’ve never heard of this product before, either.

These types of posts are truly pathetic - just incredibly lazy on part of the Takeout, in addition to being inaccurate.

Seconded! I can’t recommend them strongly enough. 

Exactly.

Minor correction - Ariana Grande’s three-legged ex.

I’ll use TikTok for ordering delivery on the fifth of never, right as hell freezes over.

Just use a Brie auger, duh!

It is.

Yes, and?

Obi-Wan Kenobi

I’d bet that most of the staff & at least a large minority of the commentariat have no idea who Johnny Wadd was.

I think I’ll celebrate with an egg salad sandwich.

Sure, but you still get an F.

“Weren’t the Tiburon’s rebadged Eclipse’s?”

I’m just surprised they didn’t use a variant of “You’re Doing X Wrong” as the title. Everyone likes being hectored by a hacky blog!

I grew up in the SE corner of Vermont & grinder was the default term (all over southern NH & at least the southern coast of Maine, too).