Hawt taeks ‘n’ horse shit

That’s absurd.

Baking soda definitely does NOT trap odors, at least not effectively. (That box of Arm & Hammer so many folks shove into the fridge forever is doing nothing but wasting space.)

Jalopnik has enough shitty writers already, don’t they?

Certainly a better fit than he’s been here at the Takeout.

This is the way.

The bottom of that pie must be soggy as hell.

No video!

Amateurs.

It doesn’t, since it weighs in under the limit where a CDL comes into play (nor does it have air brakes).

Every bag of Cape Cod chips I’ve ever tried has tasted faintly rancid. Hard pass. 

the brand is obviously taking its cues from meat producer Oscar Mayer, which has maintained a nearly identical brand ambassador program since 1988.

I’ve yet to find a lower-fat version of anything that tastes better than the full-fat iteration, except yogurt.

The only thing we saved from the previous owners was the 36" Verona electric range. [...] It’s gas

If you can cook, you can cook on any stove.

If you build the vent to code

If you think LH is busy pimping fast food, you’ll be appalled at what the Takeout has become.

You must be new here if you think anyone in G/O Media’s employ is paying attention to shit like that.