That a signature E. Yuko move!

As always, fuck you.

You’re not alone. It’s a shitty, bottom-feeder approach.

Madness!

He’s unfortunately got enough free time to dribble out his bad opinions here.

You say that like it’s news to anyone, or meaningful in any way. 

It wouldn’t surprise me to learn that his arm was in a sling as a result of self-inflicted idiocy to begin with - perhaps even a gunshot. 

Via bidet!

If it were truly grounded to the ground, it wouldn’t have flipped. 

100%.

“Mini had been its own marquee”

I’m normally against the death penalty, but not in this particular case. 

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+1 for unexpected (& delightful) your mom burn

That right there, folks, is some excellent Kinja.

“That’s my girlfriend! She’s real.”

Check the comment history.

I think it’s just shitty writing. 

OP mentioned stupid & paranoid.

The toilet is certainly where this article belongs.