Carburetor, not FI. 

Unless you live in Maine, you might have no clue what a Cape Codder is.

Never, probably.

Instead, you’re here on Kinja, jerking off about how real you are.

Wait, are you still under the mistaken impression that Lifehacker offers anything in the way of useful or accurate advice?

“Why are you so interested in our sex life?”

Eh, I was just thinking that due to the Yamaha heritage, you’d end up with Yamaha shims.

This must be the first Vanagon that can make use of its trailer hitch and not create a rolling roadblock simultaneously.

If I could, I’d give you another star just for that delightfully expressed vitriol.

Honda, not Yamaha?

Hey, cut him a break - he’s slow!

melting

I buy store brand organic milk [...] because it last longer than other brands

So what? A friend of mine with celiac sprue - diagnosed by actual doctors, not self-diagnosed BS - said that the great thing about the gluten-free faddists is that there’s little struggle to find GF foods anywhere now, even in tiny places in northern NH & ME.

Rocket House, you say?

Yeah, but that’s planned ice, not emergency ice!

No need to encourage them.

Shameful, irresponsible and stupid

Where did you get those numbers?