dead-elvis
Dead Elvis, Inc.
dead-elvis

Crazy? Sure.

Drag queens sing sometimes, no?

But also - who really, truly gives a shit?

Leave it in the tub overnight, bristles over the drain.

My browser must’ve blocked it. Zero Instagram embed visible for me. 

How would we know? It’s not like there’s a picture of the cake in question. 

her militarized fanbase

I didn’t say that was a bad thing!

To be safe, avoid the entire category!

They need plenty of current metals, too!

Unfortunately!

Why the fuck is an account with a slur as a user name ungreyed?

So much work would have to be done to get this plane back to flyable again.

I had asparagus earlier.

That seems like a surefire way to set up a vicious cycle of snacking.

*hole-y 

But no guns included? What is this, a truck for socialists?

a rouge what?

Does it matter?

I can’t wait until bloggers tire of the term “nepo babies”.