That piece of shit is probably making a run for the border already. 

“Why can’t Sbarro serve up some riggies?”

“Tape a layer or two of bubble wrap around the handle of your shovel, broom, trowel”

It’s a thief magnet!

Corporate sibling to Jax - Snyder of Berlin is another Utz brand!

If an affection for tacos negatively impacted cognition, I wouldn’t even begin to be able to navigate the shitshow known as Kinja.

OT, but you’ve got a douchebag doppelgänger:

No one’s ever accused tacodave of being particularly smart or observant. 

Spanfeller & company give no fucks.

Spanfeller & company give no fucks.

Co-signed.

The waste of space known as Elizabeth Yuko?!

Never forget - ACAB!

Squid?

This is a truly awful suggestion.

Some of them probably ARE beards, even if they don’t yet realize it. 

Thank you.

I mourned the loss of Foodspin most of all when Spanfeller the herb murdered Deadspin.

That sounds absolutely terrible, like he’s making beef mush.

Yep. I’m not wasting a *good* bottle on mulling. 

“carbonation is used to keep the beer both sweet and dry”