“while it’s not quite Mr. Holland’s Opus, for a minute-long commercial, it’s an excellent bit of short-form storytelling”

Seems like a waste of perfectly good fish.

Get the flock outta here with your fowl puns!

So what should we throw at him?

Hootscow?

Discounted camo-print Crocs are a must-have in the duck blind!

Hey pal

If that’s true, they wouldn’t be open. Hunters & fishermen would be pursuing their chosen quarry that day, not shopping.

Because this “writer” is the single biggest fucking hack across the entire J/O Media family of sites.

TIL the CR-Z was available with three pedals.

Like I need another reason to avoid Arizona. 

Now I have a lot more questions 

Congee, pho, or oatmeal chowder?

That’s why you use a garbage gmail account for shit like that. 

You’re only *now* discovering that Kinja can no longer handle working links in the comment section? 

This is a list of *worst* states for drunk driving, not most accomplished.

It’s fine!

Cool #sponcon

Co-signed 

As mentioned in the post, yes.