Real cutting edge humor right there.

You have got to stop huffing solvents.

If I’m hosting the big meal, you only get leftovers if you bring your own containers. 

*Bill Withers!

Just so much blinding white in one image.

There are a disappointing number of folks who need that “/s” to be certain.

Not the subhuman pustules who vote GQP. They should all refrain from voting, forever.

You’d like to think so, but nope.

If all the regulars consume enough olive oil, they might have to start marketing to the medium & larger sizes!

It’s used for clarification in winemaking, too. 

I thought “snow globing” was going to be more along the lines of “gerbiling”. 

You should have been aborted. 

Aren’t you a fragile fucking snowflake, having to read about how women might be disadvantaged!

Tokyo. Calcutta. Nairobi. Beijing.

His folksy-country gentleman farmer shtick essays in Cook’s Illustrated were fucking insufferable. He seems like a prick. 

As it should be.

I prefer my Sterno buzz pure, undiluted by mezcal or other adulterants!

I prefer my mezcal to have 0% methanol, if possible. 

The weight of glass over plastics is not so drastic as to cause a huge increase in shipping costs