Well, when you describe it that way, can you blame us?

Never had smoked chicken, I see.

Magic?

That misinterpretation is not just a failure (or complete lack) of math skills, but of logic & reasoning.

You’re definitely not going to turn off potential buyers with that attitude, nope, not at all.

Smells like a Jalopnik/Takeout column mashup - “I Forgot a Quarter. From Which Store Should I Steal a Shopping Cart?”

Oh no, there’s one single day - publicized well in advance - that you won’t be able to have lunch from Costco!

So boring & predictable, every time!

Those sound delicious. I’m going to have to order one, maybe for Christmas. 

Microwaving them can be festive, too! Especially the real shiny ones. 

Pizza boxes are generally compostable, though, in municipal/commercial composting (i.e., don’t try it in your back yard compost bin, it won’t get hot enough to break it down in any reasonable time frame).

Not necessarily - both of those terms can be used in a factually- & grammatically-correct sentence

Right, because that’s a thing that actual humans do. 

/whooosh

Perhaps he was thinking of bukkake bucks.

You say that like it’s a bad thing. 

your comment reads like an ideological tinted rant

Don’t forget to toss that salad!

It’s fantastic (as are their aged cheddars).

Same.