Apply the end of a stick of butter to them as soon as they brown up a bit, then put em back in until it bubbles. (Only have a standard vertical slot toaster? Tough shit, I guess)

Good ones deserve a proper tip o’ the cap. 

Nearly As Ridiculous Bird

Wait, is this a fairy tale?

Is it really a Super Bird without the wing?

I lost a bet.

and not so much a “hold my beer” but more “hand me another & watch this” kinda ride.

Out of the grey with ye!

It’s not cool to like people who, like, golf.

Nancy’s or GTFO

Instructions unclear.

A typo?! On Jalopnik, in the toxic herb era?!?

Thank you for your service. 

The state of general science education in this country shares the blame.

So you’re saying you’d prefer pieces only about restaurants that appear in all 50 states? Enjoy reading about nothing but major fast food chains, then. 

Like I said earlier, you seem fun.

I’m a social justice warrior? For Yugos?

I just think you’re an asshole.

You should ask for a refund of your subscription fees if you’re that dissatisfied.

I wasn’t making a price comparison, but an aesthetic/appeal comparison.