That comparison does a grave disservice to Yugo. Little Caesar is the Youabian Puma of pizza. 

You seem fun. 

I was selling Nissans in 1886

Where should I hold it - between my knees?

If you’re looking for stale, boring takes, you’ve found your source!

Your premise is flawed, so the question makes no sense.

It’s ridiculous how Tesla continues to sacrifice function for the sake of aesthetics.

Why would you waste perfectly good bourbon that way?!

Nope.

TheDrive (also run by former Jalop writers)

Whole lotta Viktor Navorski types, or what?

Both are trash. 

Did Titus wad up one of these immediately after purchase?

Three-spoked wheels are an abomination. There are no good-looking ones, and they’re a detriment to any vehicle wearing them. 

I’m in the US, and my criticism is aimed at nominally professional writers - people who should know better than to cite the Daily Fail, ever.

Doc, you mentioned something a few days ago about Kinja needing a downvote button.

When was the last time adding Jezebel to the mix elevated anything? Sometime well before Spanfeller murdered Deadspin, at least.

Same here.

I’m surprised anyone with an IQ above room temperature views the Daily Mail as a legit source of anything, even speculative garbage like this.

I thought the Rachel was a variation that swapped out corned beef for turkey, in addition to the kraut/slaw replacement.