Maybe, but who the hell is making a single serving of soup from scratch?

Kinja’s new feature = replacing images & video with pale grey blocks!

Maybe read the fucking Bible and learn something

Don’t forget San Mateo, california!

I’m suuuuure your $500 brick is in comparable condition to this.

You’re being generous. 

Toss that block of cheese in the freezer for 30 minutes or so, then work quickly. It won’t be fully frozen, but it will be firmed up enough that if your knife is truly sharp, you should be able to slice it as thinly as desired. 

So is this a recipe for one single serving? 

You’re an ignorant piece of shit.

Blame the toxic herbs of J/O Media. 

Even 4 fingers of my favorite bourbon can’t help the look of this.

Points to him re: body confidence, maybe? Most guys don’t respond favorably to negative size judgements from their partners.

The 225" 8 adult/32 child version

Never heard of the Koch brothers, I see. 

Shitty ones.

This might be the most well-matched comment/screen name in NPoND history. 

What a great deal! The fucking unicorns are worth at least $10K, and they produce a dozen eggs monthly. Plant those eggs, and you’ll have a dozen more unicorns in 5 years. Guaranteed! The only downside is that a Unimog is their preferred boudoir, so you’ll never be able to drive it. Still seems like a win.

Best Altoids ever, IMO

If we’re really lucky, he’ll choke to death on one.

Then maybe you’d prefer the “functional beverage” soda with prebiotics. That one’s only $34.99 per 12 pack!