I’d imagine it’s because Inside Edition is a purveyor of garbage.

Silver? Ha! Possibly aluminum, but far more likely pot metal.

Don’t waste your time, no one at J/O Media gives even the tiniest of fucks. 

This has everything to do with Douglas making a dumb mistake

70 years of eating White Castle sliders, and not only are you still here, but commenting on the Takeout?

To what are you objecting, the sodium content?

So just add an extra slice, ffs.

toss in two tablespoons of drained caper berries

I’d be unhappy if I had to give up tomatoes, to put it mildly.

Just prepared for a good Saturday night, from the sound of it!

The dismiss function is the one good Kinja function left! 

Should have been the cops in the car, instead.

The dimmer you are, the “better-qualified” you are.

one, loan Bimmer

More Rob Halford, less Ronnie James Dio.

I was surprised by our omission, too.

fuck winter. Fuck snow. Fuck ice storms. Fuck blizzards. Fuck shoveling and snowblowing. Fuck -10F temps with wind chill on top

If you don’t have any biscuits at hand, then absolutely!

You can’t get hard rolls in Chicago (I guess?), but you can in the Northeast. When we didn’t get kaiser or onion rolls, we got hard rolls, from New Jersey to Vermont.