But you can eat other tomatoes without issue? Weird (humans generally, not you specifically)! And that sucks, because as you said - Camparis are frickin’ delicious.

Any place south of Massachusetts is too fucking hot in summer (and late spring, and most of fall).

Am I allowed to play Captain Ahab there?

Editor’s note: This article was originally published on the afternoon of September 8, 2022

Sounds like an excellent reason to leave!

We’ve been screwed for a long time prior to this particular bit of stupidity. 

Certainly not that Yamaha!

Apparently you haven’t been paying attention for the last few years.

I have tapenade in the fridge. Close enough!

Darthspartan caught it!

That sounds & looks fantastic!

Go watch King of the Hill.

Just fine-tuning for accuracy!

I made it up. ;)

So close.

Not in the crust (not traditionally, but that can be delicious) and it’s not a topping, either - the cheddar goes along side the pie.

Fuck you & your shitty band, spammer 🖕

I’d be asking for seconds, were I one of your co-workers.

Seems reasonable to me, consider the mutual affinity between pork & apples.

+1