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Even an inbred squirrel, etc

Yes, you’ve repeatedly proven yourself to be a fucking moron. No need to keep confirming that.

Ah yes, the celebrated rapist.

Using milk instead of water will make your box cakes/brownies exponentially better.

We may have worked together in the past!

Wait, that wasn’t the point?!

So, leave them on the side of a road in west Texas?

There are dishes with *limits* to the appropriate amount of garlic? News to me!

The comment history would indicate that it is not, unfortunately, an act.

I’ve been on a cabbage kick lately, and love fish sauce in an absurd range of things, so this sounds like part of dinner tomorrow!

https://lifehacker.com/how-to-clean-a-ceiling-fan-and-why-its-important-1848288165

realized we didn’t have dishwasher detergent, put dish detergent in the dishwasher

That approach seems to work about 99% of the time, so why the hell not?

That’s remarkably stupid take.

What about sucking a burrito while making unblinking eye contact?

Vermonters are all too busy Googling “how to fend off rabid leafers” this time of year

He’s a thin-skinned little bitch, apparently!

Popcorn/finely-ground salt, doc.

we have one friend whose food aversions are so extensive that it’s painful to invite him to a restaurant

That’s what your mom always says!