Why isn’t this marked #sponcon?

The list is fine & also irrelevant.

Reading is fundamental.

I’d bet the author would appreciate it, you fucking troglodyte. 

If only there were some incredibly simple way to know.

He?

Pendantic!

Can’t argue with that!

Is a self-inflicted rectal-cranial impaction really something he should waste a doctor’s time with?

Nor am I willing to take lessons from a dangerous maniac.

Right there with with you. 

You were thinking of the wrong hac- I mean, writer.

Incorrect.

What about “maple” makes you think of fall? That sure as hell isn’t when sugaring happens.

Cider jelly for anything pork-based. Hard to find outside of Vermont, but absolutely worth tracking down. (Or make your own, if you’ve got a source of high quality cider.)

Bill’s an idiot, and feels the need to demonstrate it often. 

It’s truly disgusting. 

“Pendantic”

Barf.

How about a nice, stoic divorce? Maybe she’d enjoy one of those.