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Dead Elvis, Inc.
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Fuckin’ herbs

Terrible, regardless of motivation. 

The off-putting, recently-joined-a-cult vibe of their cashiers was enough to stop me shopping there. No one needs to be that interested in my grocery purchases.

Well, that’s disappointing.

fuck no

Zestier than the original!

Like a merkin, but for the floor. 

Just use a plain white ceramic coffee mug.

I’m going to take it a step further next time and omit the meat for a skin-only quesadilla

Good riddance.

The Neon was sold under the Chrysler name as well - not in the US or Canada, but in Mexico, Australia, & Europe.

My first reaction was “hey, fuck you!”

And that’s a problem?!

it’s still just as excellent as the music to come later

Huh, that wasn’t the typically angry meat shill I was expecting (but I’ve no doubt she’ll show up here eventually).

I can’t tell if you’re suddenly in the grey here, or if the OP dismissed your perfectly cromulent response to an absurd statement. 

You’re gonna need to use an abrasive pad on it at some point if you don’t want your guests getting e. coli

Watching a once-great place crumble into abject shite has been interesting, for lack of a more precise adjective (I blame my less-than-adequate coffee intake this morning).

Think of it as a house that you can drive to and on different beaches.

Excellent mask idea!