Hey stranger, been a long time!

Apparently it’s just us who think so!

Lose the water from your version, replace with mayo? HELL YEAH to maple & soy!

I’d prefer a drizzle (or maybe a ribbon within) of Marmite on a simple sweet cream or vanilla, but the concept is sound.

Something something your mom, last night

I think I could match Ron in a beard-off, but I’d prefer not to subject myself to a drinking session with him, as fun as it might first seem, even if my liver was still only 21!

Or was rejected by someone wearing said jeans.

Bob Sorokanich has a hard fucking road ahead of him, and I wish him all the best at slowing this sinking ship.

Nobody buys a Corvette to go slow.

I will never visit this site again.

include a sexy french lady

From the article above:

He wasn’t a manager for UPS.

I can’t tell if you’re surprised, or just disappointed, by this now de rigueur lazy bullshit from any of the writers here.

Believe whatever you like.

You might know Spangler Candy Co. as the company that resurrected Necco Wafers

Bill’s just a mouthy know-it-all. Best to dismiss or ignore. 

This article needs an editor.

If you do it right, it can fuck you up pretty bad too. 

Sure, but more so due to the missed revenue.