Now think of it as a beans-n-rice Fleshlight.

Obviously  

Sure, double down.

You’re not that bright, are you?

Toss the girl in and go camp where nobody is.

Yuengling better than *anything*? Citation absolutely needed.

Those two factors (mileage & the price of diesel) explain why the ad has been up for more than 3 weeks, yet this turd is still available.

Writing something substantive takes more work than this lazy horseshit, and the herbs aren’t paying for quality.

You can take your practical, sensible, reasonable approach & GTFO! There’s no place for that kind of talk in J/O Media-era Lifehacker.

Not all plastic coolers can handle boiling water without some deformation. Tread carefully, 150 deg F should be plenty.

Keep fucking that chicken, you moron.

Eh, even one 5yo seems like more than enough. 

“This is a fucking stupid take.”

That’s five too many, at least from someone like you. 

Nah. It’s damn near a smash burger. 

If you are one of the hundreds of thousands people out there taking advantage of the benefits of cannabis

What if you’re already smoking pot with limonene in it?

That’s because you’re a fucking moron.