Weird choice, considering he actually attended culinary school. 

Lifehacker is trash now.

You can do both, I believe in you!

Good luck & I’m sorry 

Leftover fried chicken is delicious, so of course I’d eat it for breakfast.

It’s pure madness!

Gotta keep your expectations low these days. 

That rust likely isn’t due to time spent in Seattle. Cars don’t really rust here.

I always enjoyed the salt-lime ritual that goes with tequila.

That sack of shit is old. Time to go.

Hartford, Florida, Craigslist

He’s gotta keel over & die before Nov. 2024, right?!

Your anti-Hanks shtick is tedious, just like everything else about you. 

Two fewer rich assholes in the world?

At least this pointless column wasn’t presented as a slideshow.

The 258 & a 4-speed stick could get an easy 25 on the highway at 65, at least when they were only a few years old. Even driven by a careless 19 year old. 

If it’s leaving California, they have no say in the matter.

Untreated depression, most likely