It’s well past time to let the handshake itself die off. There’s no good reason for it to continue, except to demonstrate that you’re a pathetic anachronism.

That’s going to come as a surprise to a lot of people who have been using “cookout” for decades, regardless of attendees’ skin color.

I dislike iced coffee, too. 

He was also a charismatic psycho in Something Wild.

Cop Land

It falls into uncanny valley territory. From that lede photo, I’d have taken it for something out of China.

Please shoot yourself in the face.

the celebrity’s strict adherence to a particular diet means they can’t actually eat the food they’re promoting

Otherwise you have vomiting actors.

What did you think it was?

I dig your grandmother’s style! 

You must not be familiar with the drunken Subway employee/defender who comments here.

Probably not an error, but a reference to an idiot’s conflation:

It’s almost as if different people, in different places & situations, can have different experiences.

Please, do tell how not wearing a tie to a funeral is disrespectful. I’m sure it’s fascinating.

You don’t have a sense of humor, so no surprise there. 

I don’t know why you would, when there’s a bed.

The first time I heard it was from my niece, when she was about that age. It’s a great little kid-ism!

Hey, it wouldn’t be the first, fifth, or even the 10th time a Yuko-penned “article” failed to provide answers to the most basic & obvious questions.

I’m not the one who decided to express “concern” online about the plight of my slim, big titty girlfriend & her bra needs.