Stop giving out crappy cat advice, Lifehacker!

In the meantime, how about this?

Spread the good word.

toxic herbs abound

Of course they do, if that dish is even a fraction of how good you claim.

Lard, duck fat, human fat, or petroleum jelly

I prefer my Chevy Equinox to a Cadillac Escalade. Did I mention I’ve never driven a Cadillac Escalade?

This is bad information.

Kinja’d!

I bet you’re right.

Reruns from just two weeks ago now (and without any acknowledgement of the original pub date)?

Andy?

I’ve got some more bad news for you - Torch is gone, too.

Have fun at Old Bicycle Week Daily dot Com or whatever

How long would you be willing to stay on a sinking ship work for Herb Spanfeller?

Because that title reminds me of the palindrome, I want to believe this is a cookbook featuring things that fed the Panama Canal laborers.

3. small magnets on the four corners so you can attach them to the fridge for easy reference while cooking.

Oooh, you got greyed!