+1 for the correct spelling

That link is busted.

Throwing books is certainly more FloridaMan than reading books.

Always a good idea.

Do it! They heat up & cool down faster than cast iron (that’s not a criticism, just noting one of the big functional differences), they’re lighter, and just get better with use. They’re dirt cheap, especially at restaurant supply stores, and you can’t hurt them. 

Step it up a bit more with Vege-sal instead of celery salt. It’s great on raw vegetables too. 

Even a blind squirrel, etc. 

Consider the source, and adjust expectations downward accordingly.

If it’s on Tik Tok, it’s garbage. Don’t put any more effort into it than that.

Fahey’s review of the Snack Wraps is a classic:

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“stuff more wings inside”

Didn’t bother reading the whole post, I see. 

My sympathies for being married to a moron. 

OT, but this is fun:

Don’t encourage him.

I hate marshmallow rice squares. Since childhood, I’ve avoided them, even as eager adults presented “ooo, let’s make Rice Krispies treats!”

Why would you waste perfectly good THC on children? Just stuff a couple Benadryl down their gullets with a vodka soda chaser. Or maybe Jello shots, kids love Jello.