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Anyone who loves Kinja is utterly fucked in the head. 

It wouldn’t surprise me if much of the current staff can’t drive a standard.

It’s always noon somewhere.

That would imply this is the third time around for that column, and judging from the comments, that’s not the case.

They managed to do just that for Shilling’s rerun today:

A peek behind the curtain!

It has a taste for boaters now.

It’s a troll account, pay it no mind.

Yeah, Kinja fucking hates embedded links down here in the peanut gallery. (Maybe you can make friends with some of the inbred hamsters that power Kinja & convince them to let us have functioning links again?)

[Too bad nobody will see this, as I seem to have been banished to the greys for good. Age discrimination?]

Better that than the Gas Station TV garbage you find here in the US.

despite the fact that it was helmed by two men

COVID, hopefully. 

It’s more Torchinsky-esque than anything else we’ve seen since The Departure, I’ll give him that.

I like all of those things, but again, I don’t lean hard on ketchup.

Or real talent 

There are still plenty of XS650s out there for hacks to ruin.

It’s the epitome of the UJM.

“these days”?