Or real talent 

There are still plenty of XS650s out there for hacks to ruin.

It’s the epitome of the UJM.

“these days”?

I like ketchup (in moderation, it can be fantastic!) but it’s pretty far down the list of things I crave on eggs. Some sort of hot sauce? Essential.

I reject your assertion regarding the need for ketchup to bespoil a fried egg sandwich, but I’m 100% on board with the rest of your platform.

The crash of the rubble

Do you keep yoga mats around as a snack?

Nice to see you back, even if it’s just a one-off.

And over just shy of 200 miles round-trip, I burned just a quarter of a tank of gasoline.

Found your missing lede image.

it’s bullshit to make the customer walk the clerk through the assembly process.

If you smoke the pork perfectly, it becomes lamb.

A BBQ pork sandwich, for example, does not need cheese

They’re fairly durable, although I’m sure you could crack one by dropping a big Dutch oven or something on the surface. I’ve used cast iron on them for years without issue. You’ll eventually see a bit of wear on the surface, but it takes a while. My folks have one that’s 15 years old & it still looks great. I’d trade…

Malt vinegar begs to differ.

Not even slightly. 

Glass top - no exposed individual elements.

No, not even then.

Full size spare tire, or TWO!