head vision is very fun

Fast n’ Furious : Miami Sideshow

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I remain unswayed.

New Florida slogan.

Most, if not all, of the chains do this everywhere in the US (and at least Canadian Tire as well).

And that’s somehow relevant to this discussion?

Yep.

Dragees are the larger, more spherical deluxe sprinkles

You should probably check the URL up top before bitching about Jalopnik.

I hope she hadn’t just fucked the pool boy!

I second this

Kinda misses the point

Exactly! It’s pretty much a marinated salad. 

At least you can dilute V-8 with vodka.

You’d like to think so. 

That’s reassuring. I see you’re a business person of extensive resources & exquisite judgment! 

If you’re going to spray anything you want to avoid, rethink than downwind suggestion - unless painful object lessons are your preferred method of learning.

Few will see this comment because it seems that this article is no longer linked on the main page or the chronological view,

Sure, if you live someplace where Aldi’s has a presence. That rules out all of the Pacific Northwest.