Sure, but it’s also pink, or pinkish.

Of course! What do you take me for, some sort of snake-oil peddler?! That NFT will be just as valuable as that bridge.

Yes, we all knew it was illegal.

Yeah...I’d probably go one further: The exhaust stacks are just plain dumb fucking asinine.

I think the Takeout is closer to 12 years old. If I understand correctly, it wasn’t a standalone site at first, but a food & drink section of The AV Club until 2016ish.

Only assholes vote Republican at this point.

<Japanese knotweed has entered the chat>

Hey, you wouldn’t happen to be interested in buying this bridge I’ve got for sale, would you?

That’s just Kinja doing Kinja things. 

If you have a point, it would behoove you to make it.

Looks like you’ve got the anti-vax dipshits in grey all riled up.

Purposefully separating fools from their money.

the farmers almanac has been repeatedly shown to be absolutely useless for predicting anything.

You should probably read the caption under that photo, dummy.

I assume statements like that just mean the author is friends with a couple of bartenders who enjoy them.

If I offered you an ice cream sandwich and gave you frozen yogurt with broken up cookies mixed in, you’d understandably be confused.

Isn’t there flouride in the water?

The car had 11,000 of the 36,000 allotted miles on it. The dealer wanted her to pay an extra $3500 for the car without explanation.

That’s two bad.