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Is this best paired with some Spanish Fly, or Quaaludes?

“Eat my clam!” just doesn’t make the same impact. 

Those were librul babies, and they had it coming. 

She’s probably the kind of person who refers to VIN numbers & ATM machines.

So can waffles!

I hope someone thought to take a screenshot of it. It was a long-ass rant, too long to reasonably quote. There were a ton of responses, roughly 99% just lighting him up. All nuked, out of … shame? We may never know.

Wow, now you’re pulling comments critical of the fact that you don’t mention https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/ or 1-800-273-8255 in posts about suicide?

Maybe it’s a Hail Mary attempt to stanch the torrent of absolutely deserved ill will Rory unleashed yesterday with his now-deleted, utterly fucking tone-deaf, pissy little bitch comment yesterday.

And a pattern for this particular writer, who also failed to include anything like that in his post about Cheslie Kryst.

Maybe Rory pulled it out of spite?

Always 1/1/1900.

The other side is enjoyable hostile as well.

Nah. If you want a heavy, awkward-looking car-engined motorcycle, how about a Münch Mammut, powered by a 4-cylinder NSU mill?

I’d happily never eat French toast again. It’s one of those things where the total is far, far less than the sum of its parts - and I enjoy all of those individual components immensely, which makes French toast all that much more disappointing. 

Fine. But they’re so much better than regular pancakes, they deserve to be their own class.

Yeah, but I don’t know if he really “gets it”.

Did you miss the very first sentence?

Crêpes beat both.

Hiding it in smooth peanut butter was an amateur move. Chunky is always the way to go with peanut butter.

you’re losing your last two authors that actually wrote with intensity and emotion for cars, rather than against cars. The last link to what Spinelli made.