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Sometimes I want to listen to KEXP, not KUOW.

As mentioned in the second sentence of this post. 

Seems legit

ewww

End of Watch

While that’s a great story, it’s also a great dad story. I bet there’s some considerable fiction in the mix.

I was cursed with the crazy old man (my grandfather, and then my uncle,

Exactly.

So close!

#ACABEBVO

Have you seen the price of some artisanal cheeses?! Smack is waaaaay cheaper.

Hah! Sadly accurate.

Winner gets 1 pizza from Domino’s.

Disgusting!

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Were you born full of shit or did you collect it all your life?

And where, exactly, does the idea that it’s remained in possession of the same family for that whole time enter? That seems to be straight from your imagination.

Who’s making that assumption? Nothing like that is mentioned above, unless it’s been changed since your comment.

I cook and enjoy eating Cream of Whatever-based casseroles and crockpot dishes,