I don’t put salt on things. I just don’t.

They’d have to start offering pizza worth eating if they expect to get any of my money. Doesn’t seem likely.

Fingers

Maybe once upon a time - that’s certainly been the practice at other sites in this group.

I hate the deja vu effect.

Look at the dates of the other comments.

You’re gonna need a bigger ladder, then. 

100% lazy asshole move. I’ve heard “but I can’t reach” as an excuse. So what? Get a fucking ladder & broom, or buy something smaller. Don’t make your laziness my problem. 

If he were Italian, I’d say that’s an impertinent question for his wife.

as *a* go-to list

But you’ll be able to purchase an NFT of this theoretical garlic press.

Or with the cups!

Once upon a time, back in the days of Spinelli & Murilee, there was something along those lines - a “Batshit Babes” calendar filled with mugshots. Many of the top contenders hailed from Floriduh.

Too old.

He’s the white, blond, surfer-looking one, right? 

https://convoytraitors.ca/

A youtuber? Is that some sort of potato?

Reproductive ability really should be opt-in only, not the default setting.

“Order your coffee extra hot, pour directly onto your own genitals”

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