Their croissants are oily trash, but I’d expect that to be true from any place that shrink wraps a couple dozen pastries onto a cardboard tray. That’s the only one that comes to mind.

Hey, I’m not the one baking up buttholes!

Seattle area here. I’ve seen precisely 1 Maverick, 1 Santa Cruz (today), and 1 Rivian.

“fix” Kinja

This sounds fantastic, and I have all of the components on hand except passionfruit.

Your last sentence needs “/s”, for sure.

Good call.

First Vmax with a sidecar I’ve ever seen!

Fantastic!

This sort of fabrication might be a bit outside David’s skill set, whereas rust curation FrankenJeeping is his sweet spot.

Damn, that’s some nice work.

Aside from that first column, that’s damn near exactly mine.

I largely come here for the commentariat, not the content itself.

Or maybe it makes little difference in the long run.

the school bullies singled out her children for bringing their own lunches to school and ruined them during noon hour

Yeah, that’s just a boomer thing.

My in-laws eat out all the time but that is because they are incapable of cooking for themselves anymore.

They are both assholes.

Jezebel is the uncontested nadir of this group. It’s 100% free of anything resembling talent. 

I’ll believe that when ol’ Jeffy works “I’ve got a tiny penis” into conversation as effortlessly as Moffat’s Boat Guy.