That requires actual journalism. Something missing from this site unless the writer is named torch or Tracy

Toss it properly & you will.

Sweet & sticky aren’t descriptors I’d necessarily associate with buttholes, but they’re better than most. 

Pre- and post-game states, obviously!

That’s rhetorical, right? I’m convinced Spanfeller & Co. frown on proofreading & editing of any sort.

Common sense suggestions like yours don’t help generate garbage slideshows!

You’re missing the fact that Lifehacker is almost nothing but garbage now.

will Lifehacker be doing a updated ranking?

Clear eyes, full hearts, free booze

As usual,

Flashbacks to Pinkham’s Behind Closed Ovens (RIP, Kitchenette).

If you want to eat that trash, go for it.

Ranch belongs in the trash, not on the kids’ table. That’s how you get a nation of slobs who love ranch. End the cycle!

What, for example, would one put in a Vermont-style hoagie dip?

Since August 16, 1977.

Go eat a Snickers shit.

One of, if not the, coolest RVs ever!

Lies!

Wall Drug is overrated.

Thanks, I hate it.