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Not sure if this is sarcasm or you’re just really stupid.

The ringing in his ears may go away someday.

$1.50 Genny pints + fries ftw!

There’s no amount of money I’d pay to read Lifehacker or any other G/O Media website, especially not in their current states. They’ve shat their bed, and they can lie in it.

Too much focus on those secret ingredients, not enough on technique?

Comment history indicates otherwise.

Nice fresh tacos 

the “meat” splats

No, it’s sincere - he really is that stupid. 

I thought “the meat splats” was a result of an overly ambitious order at Arby’s.

You don’t know what “half again” means, I see. 

That’s the effect fascists are going for?

Hey, thanks for taking out the trash!

It’s Iowa.

I wonder if Maria Schneider would agree.

I did not read this article nor have I read any recent articles from Jalopnik about Tesla. [...] But my question is real. Why does Jalplnik hate Tesla so much?

This whole article reads like it is opinion and is really poorly researched.

Much to the dismay of millions.

And now some shitbird pulled it out of the grey.

 A way to slowly kill off those of us susceptible to blood pressure increases induced by a complete lack of proofreading & editing.