I hope it’s not.

Cheese shouldn’t be easily pumpable

Your screen name is damn near a warning for that very thing!

52 million what, exactly?

So, just like you!

That sounds good, too. Got a favorite chili powder?

many European countries have gun ownership at a higher per capita rate than the US. So does Canada.

Good luck arguing with that moron.

This weiner’s the kind of person you’d read about shooting his own genitals off.

Ah, guess I misinterpreted re: Entenmann’s.

That’s too bad. 

Nah, it’s fine on occasion. The side benefit? You’ll end up with a freshly mopped kitchen floor.

Thank you. Rogan aspired not to be the least funny member of that cast.

Some things seem to always connect. If i hear a wypipo say they are Libertarian....then douche! If they say they love Joe Rogan.....then douche. But not ALL libertarians and Rogan fans.

cherokeepurple deserves nothing more than flagging & dismissal, not interaction.

You’re thinking of the old Lifehacker, before the fucking herbs of G/O Media started to run this place into the ground.

Had he been wearing a properly-fitted bra, those moobs would have stayed under control. Once those oscillations began, it was game over.

Sentences so nice, they pasted ‘em twice!

p’taQ!