It’s Scottish, AND it’s crap!

I don’t give a fuck about anything Little Debbie-related, but the fact that Entenmann’s Coconut Custard Pie existed makes me glad they went out of business.

Weird-ass chili that looks like weird ass-chili.

That kind of talk could be misconstrued as slanderous to air fryers and might get you banned over at Skillet (Claire loves herself an air fryer, for pretty much everything at this point).

Yeah, that’s the only one of interest. The rest? Nah.

Manning in his classic camp collard bowling shirt

There’s no good reason to know how that tastes.

My man! Dirty one up for me.

I believe Four Loko was one of the primary brands of concern - there were a bunch of deaths at either Eastern or Central Washington University 12-13 years ago (obviously other places as well, but relevant given your first link).

When I have sushi, I often eat more of it than I should. Buying it at Costco doesn’t seem like a good idea, given my inclination.

Easier & more satisfying than taking candy from babies. 

A titch of smoked paprika isn’t a terrible idea, either.

Jimmies should be rustled.

Wow, this is a remarkably bad take.

You’re on Bradley’s shit list now!

Given the opportunity to avoid burning sugar in a pan, I prefer to stir maple syrup (or brown sugar) into melted butter and toss the popped corn with that mixture, then salt aggressively.

99.9% overlap, at least.

If they buy the beer (my choice), I’ll supply as much warm, golden nectar as they can take.

Sort of.

You might as well be speaking Klingon.