I know I joke about him basically being the guy from Fifteen Million Credits (someone who’s commodified collective anti-capitalist outrage into an individually-enriching capitalist product) but taking part in what is essentially free publicity for a multibillion dollar conglomerate that, amongst many far more serious…

“as developers Free Lives moved onto stuff like Genital Jousting it was natural to assume that Broforce, as wonderful as it had been, was now done.”

Didn’t mind the aliens either. Just really hated Shia, a lot of it towards the end felt like a ripoff of the Brendan Fraser Mummy films (Mac’s death sequence is basically Benny’s death from the first one), and how many of the scenes felt like bad clones of earlier entries.

The Return was a truly amazing, unique bit of television, but in many ways it felt like it had fuck all to do with basically all of Twin Peaks seasons 1&2 along with Fire Walk With Me.

There’s always a chance, but long after continuations/revivals are always tilted towards being utter shite.

There’s like a 1% chance this works and a 99% chance this is a fucking disaster.

I mean, a lot of people just didn’t want it to be fronted by someone who put lives at risk and is vocally anti-vax but swings and roundabouts.

Are you sure being able to potentially have their interracial marriages regarded as null and void, and thereby not on grounds of divorce which comes with major loss of assets, isn’t the goal here?

The gameplay itself is still pretty damn solid. The new Sam Fisher is easily the most beige of the voice cast but it’s really elevated by Elias Toufexis as Kobin, who seems to exist just to call you an arsehole between missions, and Carlo Rota’s performance as the main villain that goes from “can’t get the fucking…

Just played through Blacklist the other day on PC and it still holds up... except for the fact you need to juryrig it into offline mode because the recent server switchoff seems to have activated an anti-piracy hard killswitch where after 20 minutes it’ll just close the game.

I’m sorry but this is just becoming a Luddite farce now, given how much of this “outrage” is being driven by the supposed argument AI referencing other art is bad but human artists doing the exact same process is fair game.

You forgot to mention how during the final meeting with Jefferson there’s a strange NPC called Mr Blue Eyes on one of the balconies to the left watching on before the couple “choose” to cut all contact.

And nothing of potential value was lost.

It was a $5m up front sweetener.

“He” got out of the grays years back by being all “repentant BernieBro”.

I’m shocked that the guy whose mantra is “maybe we’ll do something, I don’t know” is so quickly finding ways to do just about nothing as per usual. Maybe he’ll give a press snippet after the G20 in his aviators saying how hard it is for him to do nothing before once again showing why a 2024 run isn’t what anyone wants.

Isn’t this guy also a well-reported arsehole to work for? (edit, found it: https://www.insider.com/mrbeast-former-employees-allege-youtuber-berated-staff-used-slur-2021-5)

And maybe that would be credit worthy if it wasn’t all done as part of a massive PR machine solely to boost his own wealth.

Yes, that’s the joke.

“Content Creator of the Year”, “Best Esports X of the year”.