Dear Sir,

the NCAA did something reasonably logical for once when it reversed its initial ruling and made Beverly immediately eligible to play for NC State.

It’s a war game. People die.

Can we have sock puppets for all future Deadcasts please? Like, PLEASE?

This sucks for kids everyone who has a job, a life, or any other reason they can’t stay up well past midnight

In other news, Iowa State fans are bringing the HEAT tonight.

This guy truther highlighting a HS volleyball SCtop10 play. Thanks dude.

Enjoy your weekend of driving through your neighborhood documenting minute lawn violations to report to your homeowner’s association.

I played volleyball year-round from the age of 10, went to college on a volleyball scholarship, and coached a high school team to two state championships, a club team to a #4 national ranking, and coached the game at the college level. I’ve seen this sort of move be successful maybe three times. You are wrong. This…

Ben Reiter is going nuts right now (For those that can’t see it, this was the cover of the June 30, 2014 issue of SI)

If we let these kids get away with this, then Roger Goodell’s linking of arms on the cover of SI will have meant nothing.

Striking out just like we remember him.

Wait, you’re NOT supposed to wheeze terribly after running a half mile?

It is hard to grasp such a thing but it’s true, he really is named Bubba Derby.

You guys have GOT to stop flashing that fucking horrifying super-closeup bedbug picture in the You May Also Like sidebar of every goddamn article.

This was straight up a plotline on Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt.

I never thought we’d be here, but, congratulations to the Detroit Lions on making a smart personnel move.

News from next week
“Racist Fan receives Presidential Pardon”

So the Red Sox are still stealing signs then?

My apologies for failing to note this in the piece, but I have NEVER received used footwear from the White Sox or any other professional baseball franchise. I’m an objective, unbiased observer. Thanks.

Apparently the owners of the window company said on a Cleveland radio show this morning that one of them didn’t want to buy insurance on the promotion because it cost $75k but the other convinced him it was worth it. Dodged a bullet there.